SMUGGOA GECKO ON SOLANA
OFFICIALLY OUT OF OFFICE / UNOFFICIALLY ALWAYS
THE UNBOTHERED EDITION / No. 001TEAL SKIN. THICK SKIN.

SMUGGO

BUSY DOING
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING.

The world can wait.
He found a really good spot to sit.

yeah, I'm good.Smuggo sits facing left on a tiny stool, chin resting on his hand.somewhere on Solana ↗
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An overhead view of Smuggo stretched out on his back, arms behind his head.a very full schedule, as you can see.

HE'S GOT
A LOT OF
NOTHING
GOING ON.

Smuggo didn't miss the memo. He read it, gave it a long, slow blink, and used it as a coaster.

He's a teal gecko in an orange hoodie, making himself spectacularly comfortable in a world that keeps refreshing. The crooked smile? He knows something. Probably where the sun hits at three.

No grand plan.
Just a very good afternoon.

TAKE SOMETHING
OFF YOUR PLATE.

Smuggo has a few practical suggestions. None of them involve trying harder.

Today's not-to-do list

CROSS OUT A BAD IDEA. THAT'S THE WHOLE JOB.

0 / 4 bad ideas cancelled
Smuggo springs sideways with arms wide and knees bent.

A thought you don't need?

Write it down. Fold it up. Let it find somebody else's afternoon.

Stays in your browser. Leaves your head.

THE HOODIE IS ORANGE.
THE AFTERNOON IS YOURS.

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED.

COFFEE & CANDLES.

Smuggo checks the chart from his seat. Moving closer to the screen has never improved his coffee.

Smuggo sits cross-legged facing forward, holding a cup of coffee.
$SMUGGO / SOLANAOpen Dexscreener ↗
Live chart by Dexscreener.
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YOU CAN
SIT WITH US.

Bring your hoodie. Leave the performance review at the door. There's always room for one more person doing their own thing.

Smuggo walks away, seen from behind, looking over his right shoulder and waving.alright. back to doing nothing.